Hotdogs

Hotdogs are delicious. I don't care what kind of disgusting mystery meat makes up this humble delight, I will never stop loving them.

I made some the other night for my girlfriend and some of our mates and I don't remember ever being so proud of something I have cooked.

They were a huge hit, and whilst my parents are away on holidays for a month I imagine i'll be eating them quite a few more times between now and then.

I basically said everything I needed to say in those first three paragraphs, which sadly means this blog doesn't have anywhere else to go. But because I make a point of writing longer posts I'll just tell you what items I served these hotdogs with to give my post some extra detail.

They came with pan friend onions, which I chopped and cooked myself, some grated cheese, mustard and tomato sauce.

This concludes my hotdog eating and writing adventure. Thanks for stopping by :)

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The topics I write about on this blog aren't really hard hitting, well thought out, funny or interesting, but they are however, hurtful and mean.

That's according to my girlfriend Amie who didn't take to kindly to my previous post about being environmentally friendly.

The remark about her "precious magazine", or the amount of exclamation marks i used in the quote "...After she asked me to!!!" when I was writing about her were unnecessary, as they made her seem mean.

So for this I am sorry. I never meant to offend anybody with my writing, I was merely trying to save the environment.

My girlfriend isn't a mean person at all. Infact if you exclude a few Manchester United players she may even be my favourite person ever.

So once again I'm sorry. I'm never going to try and save the world with my hurtful recycling again.

I'm going to bury my social conscience and no longer worry about the homeless, refugees, world famine or recycling.

Because when you do, you hurt peoples feelings.

Environmentally Friendly

I don't really know too much about global warming, and I'm not entirely sure what my 'carbon footprint' is either, but a few weeks ago I wrote an article for a magazine that my girlfriend was creating, which apparently wasn't good enough to get published.

So I decided rather than throwing my piece of literature into a metaphorical bin where it would just go into landfill and take years to decompose, I would recycle it on my very own blog, where I make the rules and decide what gets published and what doesn't.

So the following piece of writing you're about to read is the article that didn't make it into my girlfriends precious magazine even though I stayed up until 2AM writing it for her... After she asked me to!!!

FIFTEEN SONGS FOR FIFTEEN MOODS:

When a moment in time or event needs to be captured the best thing to have is a camera. No doubt about that.

But what do you do when you want to reflect upon other things like feelings, or emotions?

The answer’s simple. You turn to song.

And that’s why Steeze magazine has compiled a list of music for you, cleverly titled “Fifteen songs for Fifteen moods”

It’s your one stop list of songs for any mood or occasion, and once you’ve read this list, you’d be crazy to look for music in any other place.

If you’re a human who has emotions, then this is the list for you.

ENJOY!

1 - Frustrated - 2pac -Changes
2 - Confident - smash mouth - all star
3 - Mischievous - the beetles - Maxwell’s silver hammer
4 - Enraged - Alanis Morisette - you oughta know
5 - Lonely - Millencolin - the ballad
6 - Surprised - Black kids - Love me already
7 - Detached - red jumpsuit apparatus - cat and mouse
8 - Insecure - Coolio - gangster’s paradise
9 - Distant - Bic Runga - sway
10 - Helpless - Alexisonfire - It was fear of myself that made me odd
11 - Optimistic - modest mouse - float on
12 - Passionate - Toto - Africa
13 - Motivated - Pat Benatar - All fired up
14 - Angry - Dropkick Murphys - Workers song
15 - Elated - Queen - We are the champions