Ever since the very first red head was accidentally created many years ago, the 'ginger race' has faced an endless stream of cruel jokes and discrimination based on the colour of their hair.
Now I love a good red joke as much as the next guy, so I'm in no way campaigning for some kind of ban on these particular forms of comedic gold.
If anything, I encourage all forms of ginger mockery, as being brown haired the jokes don't affect me and I find them to be hilarious.
However, some gingers are haunted by the cruel taunts they face day in day out by the more fortunate blonde, burnette or even black haired folk living amongst us.
So to those troubled people I say shave or dye your hair.
Blend in with the rest of society as you hang out in a well shaded area, and see if your fortunes change.
You may just realise the snickering behind your back and the long stares as you walk by soon stops because you've convinced people you're not actually a ginger and you're 'one of them'.
If, on the other hand you're content with the fire on your head that god has given you, and you've learnt to embrace the red hair as being a gift, rather than a curse, then congratulations to you.
I wish you all the best, and despite any jokes that may come your way from myself, or any other people, I can assure you as far as I'm concerned it's nothing personal.
Your hair just makes me laugh.
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15 years ago

Haha, you know dyeing your hair only creates red re-growth, there is no hiding if your a ranger.
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