Apologies

DISCLAIMER:

THE FOLLOWING BLOG, WHILST CONTAINING SERIOUS ELEMENTS IS PREDOMINANTLY WRITTEN IN JEST.

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE FOR ANY OFFENCE THIS BLOG MAY CAUSE TO YOU.

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING YOU READ ON THIS PAGE, COMPLAINTS MAY BE LEFT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION AND WILL BE PROMPTLY RESPONDED TO, NO MATTER HOW ABSURD THEY MAY BE.





The topics I write about on this blog aren't really hard hitting, well thought out, funny or interesting, but they are however, hurtful and mean.

That's according to my girlfriend Amie who didn't take to kindly to my previous post about being environmentally friendly.

The remark about her "precious magazine", or the amount of exclamation marks i used in the quote "...After she asked me to!!!" when I was writing about her were unnecessary, as they made her seem mean.

So for this I am sorry. I never meant to offend anybody with my writing, I was merely trying to save the environment.

My girlfriend isn't a mean person at all. Infact if you exclude a few Manchester United players she may even be my favourite person ever.

So once again I'm sorry. I'm never going to try and save the world with my hurtful recycling again.

I'm going to bury my social conscience and no longer worry about the homeless, refugees, world famine or recycling.

Because when you do, you hurt peoples feelings.